Hello! I’m Porkie. I’m sure you’ve heard of me. You must have seen me on the news some years back in the B.B. Wolf incident? Yeah, I’m that pig. You know, youngest of three, the one that went wee wee wee all the way home. Right, that’s me.
Ok. So, after the whole huffing and puffing debacle I picked up some work at Old McDonald’s place. My employment there was severed when the old man made the announcement that fat was being cut from the budget.
Luckily, on my way to the market, I caught the eye of a famous Hollywood producer. He cast me in several films. But after a very public breakup with Babe, and that nasty little lawsuit with Mr. Fudd, my fame had run its course and I once again found myself on hard times.
I went to stay with my friend Charlotte. Things there got a little sticky, but she really helped me through. What a life saver she is! With her encouragement, I took a new position with a farmer down in the dell. After only a few weeks of sloppin’ around, The Farmer took on a wife. She was vegetarian. ‘Nuff said.
With nothing left to do, I decided to turn to what I know best: Pig. With some financial backing from my Uncle Arnold, owner of Green Acres Farm, I started a small catering company, thus Porkies was born.
Dine In, Drive-Thru, Carry Out
Delivery & Seasonal Dine In
2245 South Eastwood Drive
Woodstock, Illinois 60098
We’re Open: Mar 3 – Dec 24
Fri-Sun 11am – 8pm
Always Open for Catering and Pig Roasts!